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Updated June 18, 2024








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Fun Club Novelty Pen Sets

At Dreams & Rainbows

5 Black Ink Ballpoint Pens Per Set
A different message on each pen.

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Oh Shit, It's Christmas Pen Set
What Wine Pairs Best With Family Gatherings?
It's Beginning To Cost A Lot Like Christmas
Gonna Lay Under The Tree To Remind Everyone That I Am A Gift
All I Want For Christmas Is A Silent Night
Deck The Halls Your Own Damn Self
Item #HPEN1
$14.50
In Stock!


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Complimentary Pen Set
You Are Very Easy To Like
You're Having An Amazing Hair Day
You Are Appreciated Big Time
Your Jokes Are Hilarious
You Are Crazy Mega Smart
Item #PEN1
$14.50
In Stock!


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Demotivational Pen Set
You've Already Peaked
Everyone's Judging You
You're For Sure Getting Fired
That Idea Is Garbage
Your Face Is Weird
Item #PEN2
$14.50
In Stock!


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Work Sucks Pen Set
Never Too Early To Start Dreading Monday
I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
Same Thing, Different Day
Personally Victimized By My Daily Alarm Clock
Item #PEN3
$14.50
In Stock!


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F*uck It All Pen Set
F*uck That
F*uck This
F*uck It
F*uck Me
F*uck You
Item #PEN4
$14.50
In Stock!


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Adulthood Pen Set
Very Reluctant Adult
Growing Up Was The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done
Love Of Cancelled Plans
I Need An Adultier Adult
So Much For Knowing Everything When I'm Older
Item #PEN5
$14.50
In Stock!


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Teachers Pen Set
Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat
Dreaming Of Summer Break
Grade Now, Cry Later
I Teach Therefore I Drink
Teaching For The Money And Fame
Item #PEN6
$14.50
In Stock!


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Parenting Pen Set
It Takes A Village And A Vineyard
Sorry I'm Late I Have Kids
I Love My Ungrateful Children
My Parenting Style Is Called Survivalist
RIP Sleeping In
Item #PEN7
$14.50
In Stock!


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Dog Lovers Pen Set
Dogs > People
Ask Me About My Dog
Sorry I Can't, I Have Plans With My Dog
Hi, Can I Pet Your Dog?
Dogs Are Cheaper Than Therapy
Item #PEN9
$14.50
In Stock!


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Cat Lovers Pen Set
Cats > People
Ask Me About My Cat
Sorry I'm Late, My Cat Was Napping On Me
I Just Want To Pet All The Cats
Cats Are Cheaper Than Therapy
Item #PEN10
$14.50
In Stock!


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Nurses Pen Set
Best Freaking Nurse Ever
I Miss Sitting Down
Here To Save Your Butt, Not Kiss It
I Know I Look Tired, Thanks
Can't Fix Stupid, But We Can Sedate It
Item #PEN11
$14.50
In Stock!


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College Pen Set
Studying
Lucky Exam Pen
It's Fine. I'm Fine. Everything's Fine
May Your College Memories Last As Long As Your Student Loans
The Early Morning Class Was A Bad Idea
Item #PEN12
$14.50
In Stock!


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Bachelorette Pen Set
Yaaaaaasssssss!
RIP Your Slutty Years
Woo! Same Genitals Forever!
Talk About A Ho Into A Housewife
Let's Get Weird!
Item #PEN13
$14.50
In Stock!


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Bridal Pen Set
Cutest Couple Ever
OMG! You're Getting Freaking Married!
World's Most Beautiful Bride
Something Blue
Congrats, You Magical Woman
Item #PEN14
$14.50
In Stock!


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Anxiety Pen Set
PMG Are You Mad At Me?
BRB, Let Me Overthing This
Even My Anxiety Has Anxiety
I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety So I Left
Can't Wait To Worry About Everything Today!
Item #PEN15
$14.50
In Stock!


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Customer Service Pen Set
The Customer Is Always Wrong
Outward Smiles Inward Screams
Sorry. I'm On My Break
I Don't Know. I Just Work Here.
Here To Help! JK. Please Leave Me Alone
Item #PEN17
$14.50
In Stock!


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Reefer Madness Pen Set
Can't Buy Happiness But Can Buy Cannabis
Herb Nerd
It's 4:20 Somewhere
Home Is Where The Weed Is
Nugs And Kisses
Item #PEN18
$14.50
In Stock!


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Welcome To The Shit Show Pen Set
Not Thriving, Just Surviving
Welcome To The Shit Show
Hot Mess Express
Maybe Today, Satan
What Fresh Hell Is This
Item #PEN19
$14.50
In Stock!


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Sarcasm Pen Set
Sarcasm Is My Love Language
I'm Just A Bright Ray Of Sarcasm
Sarcasm Is Another One Of My Great Personality Traits
I Wish Sarcasm Was Available As A Font
Sarcasm Is The Brain's Defense Against Stupid People
Item #PEN20
$14.50
In Stock!


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Millennial Pen Set
Millennials: Walking Around Like They Rent The Place
Still Very, Very Cool & Hip
So, We Just Like All Have Anxiety, Right?
How Are There So Many Bills?
I Ate Avocado Toast And Now I'm Homeless
Item #PEN21
$14.50
In Stock!


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Fresh Out Of Fucks Pen Set
For Fuck's Sake
In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Fuck
Fuck Around And Find Out
Fuck This Shit
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Item #PEN22
$14.50
In Stock!


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Aquarius Pen Set
Rules Are More Like Suggestions
I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It For You
Why Open Up To Someone When You Can Be a Vault Instead
I'll Just Bottle Up *That* Emotion
If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don't Ask a Dumb Question
Item #PEN22a
$14.50
In Stock!


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Aries Pen Set
Impulsive Decisions Are The Best Decisions
I Just Have So Many Opinions
Feelings Are A Big No From Me, Thanks
I'm Not Competitive, I Just Win At Everything
It Can Be Hard Never Being Wrong, But I Manage
Item #PEN23
$14.50
In Stock!


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Cancer Pen Set
Why Fix My Own Problems When I Can Fix Yours?
Really Good At Ignoring Red Flags
BRB Scheduling My Next Mental Breakdown
I Psychoanalyze You Because I Love You
Oops, I Made Myself Cry
Item #PEN24
$14.50
In Stock!


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Capricorn Pen Set
As Long As Everything Is How I Want Then I'm Very Flexible
It's Tiring Telling Others How They Can Improve
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Faster
Rest Is Overrated
Financial Security Is My Love Language
Item #PEN25
$14.50
In Stock!


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Gemini Pen Set
Up All Night Overthinking
Outward Smiles, Inward Screams
Too Tired To Care
I'm So Sick Of People, They're Everywhere
I Promise You'll Love All My Personalities
Item #PEN26
$14.50
In Stock!


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Leo Pen Set
Enough About You, Let's Get Back To Me
I'm Not Bossy, My Ideas Are Just Better
Sorry I'm So Amazing
My Favorite Thing To Look At Is A Mirror
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Perfectly
Item #PEN27
$14.50
In Stock!


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Libra Pen Set
Indecisive But Cute
Nonstop Attention Is My Love Language
If You Could Just Read My Mind, That'd Be Great
Unconditional Love And Validation Please!
Taking Things Personally Since I Was Born
Item #PEN28
$14.50
In Stock!


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Pisces Pen Set
Your Life Can't Fall Apart If You Never Had It Together
Can't Forget To Cry Today!
I Just Have So Many Emotions
Sure Am Worried About Everything Today
Why Be Quiet When You Can Radically Overshare?
Item #PEN29
$14.50
In Stock!


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Sagittarius Pen Set
Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time
Small Talk Is My Nightmare
My Eyes Roll All The Way To Space
I'm Not Mean, You're Just Sensitive
Sorry I'm So Hilarious
Item #PEN30
$14.50
In Stock!


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Scorpio Pen Set
Sarcasm Is My Love Language
Give Me Attention, But From Far Away
I Either Care Way Too Much Or Not At All
Wearing Black Is Part Of My Personality
Screaming Into The Void Is My Self Care
Item #PEN31
$14.50
In Stock!


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Taurus Pen Set
Why Go Out When You Can Stay Home?
Endless Snacks Are My Love Language
World Champion Grudge Holder
I Could Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong
Stubborn But Cute
Item #PEN32
$14.50
In Stock!


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Virgo Pen Set
My Toxic Trait Is Nothing, I'm Amazing
I Judge You Because I Love You
Master Of Avoiding Confrontation
I'm Not Picky, Everyone Just Sucks
Why Relax When You Can Stress Out Instead?
Item #PEN33
$14.50
In Stock!


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Wine Lovers Pen Set
Corks Are For Quitters
Save Water, Drink Wine
Wine Is A Key Part Of My Personality
Home Is Where The Wine Is
If I Go Missing Put My Face On Wine Bottles So My Friends Know
Item #PEN34
$14.50
In Stock!


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Mama Pen Set
The Realistic Pen Set For Moms

All Aboard The Hot Mess Express
Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch
I Love My Asshole Children
Welcome To The Shit Show
Mom! Mommy! Mama! Mumma! Mum!
Item #PEN36
$14.50
In Stock!


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Motivational Pens For Badass Babes Pen Set
One Hell Of A Woman
Unfuckwithable
You Are Wildly, Fiercely, And Incredibly Capable
You Can Fucking Do This
You Are A Goddamn Force
Item #PEN37
$14.50
In Stock!


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Reminders Pen Set
Daily Mantras To Help You Live Your Best Life

I Will Drink My Damn Water
I Will Not Let A Douchebag Ruin My Day
I Will Manifest That Shit
I Will No Longer Be Available For Bullshit
I Will Inhale The Good Shit And Exhale The Bad Shit
Item #PEN39
$14.50
In Stock!


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Affirmations Pen Set
I Will Talk To Myself Like Someone I Love
I Am Both A Masterpiece And A Work In Progress
I Will Exist On My Own Terms
I Am Capable Of Doing Hard Things
I Will Not Be Afraid To Take Up Space
Item #PEN40
$14.50
In Stock!


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Hanukkah Pen Set
Love And Lights And Family Fights
Oy F*cking Vey
Happy Challah Days
Shalom, Bitches
Joy, Peace, And Latke Grease
Item #PEN41
$14.50
In Stock!


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Horror Nerds Pen Set
Ask Me About My Favorite Horror Movie
Year Round Horror Lover
Horror Movies Are The Key To My Cold, Dead Heart
Hit Me With That Spooky Shit
I'd Rather Be At Home Watching Horror
Item #PEN43
$14.50
In Stock!


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Days Of The Week Pen Set
Mother Fucking Monday
Too Tired To Function Tuesday
Why The fuck Is It Only Wednesday
This Fucking Sucks Thursday
Fuckin' Fridays
Item #PEN45
$14.50
In Stock!


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The I'm Just So Over It Pen Set
Please Stop Asking Me To Do Things
"I Don't Want To" - A Novel By Me
I'm Just So Over All The Things
That's A No From Me
How Am I Expected To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions?
Item #PEN46
$14.50
In Stock!


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People Suck! Pen Set
Do You Ever Just Look At People And Think, No Thanks
I Used To Be A People Person But People Ruined That For Me
Today Was Going Great Until, People
Netflix And Avoid People?
OK But Why Are People Like This?
Item #PEN47
$14.50
In Stock!


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The Very Passive Aggressive Office Lingo Pen Set
There Seems To Be Some Miscommunication
Let's Put A Pin In This
Just Circling Back Here
As I Previously Mentioned
Help Me Understand Your Thought Process Here
Item #PEN48
$14.50
In Stock!


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Pickleball Pen Set
Wait, What's The Score?
Pickleball Is Cheaper Than Therapy
Pickleball Pro (Ish)
You Either Love Pickleball Or You're Wrong
Sorry, I Can't Make It. I'd Rather Play Pickleball
Item #PEN49
$14.50
In Stock!


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Dope Dad/Raddest Dad Around Pen Set
It's Hard Work Always Being Right About Everything
#1 Thermostat Protector
Dope Ass Dad
I Love My Ungrateful Children
A Dad Bod Is A Rad Bod
Item #PEN50
$14.50
In Stock!


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Don't Be A Dick! Set
Don't Be A Dick
A Set Of 5 Pens To Hand Out When Someone Needs A Reminder
Item #PEN51
$14.50
In Stock!


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Mom Of The Freaking Century Pen Set
Forget Mom Of The Year, You're Mom Of The Century
Damn. Good. Mom.
How Can One Person Do So Much And Still Look So Good?
You Are Appreciated Big Time
You Make Mommin' Look Easy
Item #PEN52
$14.50
In Stock!


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Besties Pen Set
Friends Through The good Times And The Shit Shows
Best Unpaid Therapist Ever
You're My Favorite Person To Talk Shit With
Love You Like A Damn Sister
I Hate Everyone Except Us
Item #PEN53
$14.50
In Stock!


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